Talk about a soap

So, the day before yesterday my friend Icey's Jack Sparrow action figure tied her up and commandeered the computor. In the course of telling Jack to let Icey go Logan piped up and showed him her claws. This frightened him, but didn't unduly dispose him to setting his 'mother' free. So then Logan informed him that she wasn't going to talk to him that night after I had gone to bed. He let her go and was shaking in his boots. Icey and I were trying to figure out what was going on because suddenly all our other dolls were laughing and acting like they knew a big secret. I finally had to pay Nicky, Icey's Tunnel Rat action figure, to get the story.

Logan and Jack Sparrow.

My favorite doll is insane.

Diiiirt.